"Darkly comic, and savagely witty"
The Sunday Times Educational Supplement

"The most fun you can have with your right hand
without opening your trousers"
Daily Star

For your amusement and general titillation!!
(Opens in new dimension)

Web purplepuss.com rebelwithoutacroft.com jayfineart.com Managed by www.element903.com

Hi! This is me - the rebel!

The Music You Hear

MIDI version of PARANOID by Black Sabbath. One of the most influential bands in the late 60's and early 70's, and one of Rebel's fave bands.

To stop it playing press the ESCape key.

The lyrics are HERE.

PS if you don't know what MIDI stands for,
you are too young for this site.

If you see this thing on the right, it is an Editorial comment marker.
(Usually witty and with just a hint of sarcasm)

REBEL COMMENT
"So dark is the con of man"
could also be -
"Sodar Kist Heco Nofman",
but then my name is not Robert Langdon is it?
(Or am I???)

Just In Case You Didn't Know....

A Croft is a small Scottish farm.

'Rebel Without A Croft' is a play on the name of the film 'Rebel Without A Cause'. (James Dean - deceased.)

Rebel without a Craft on the other hand, is some gadjee with no trade.

Rebel without a Nose? Well that's just plain stupid!


REBEL OBSERVATION
David Blunket is definitely NOT a family man.
He hasn't seen his son for years, and claims to his wife he is not seeing any women at the moment either.

So, here goes ....
Rebel Screen Saver
To download, right click on the following link and
select 'Save Target As'
Or click HERE

Secret Bit! If you see this it means you have swiped the cell with your moosey thing, because you are a nosey git and wondered why the hell there would be a gap here, thus spoiling the perfect symmetry of the web page. So now you know you nosey bar steward..

If you see this symbol it means a link to a NON Rebel site. We do vet them but cannot be responsible for some of the utter crap that appears on the internet!! You will not see this symbol on the links pages because I couldn't be arsed copying and pasting them. REBEL

There IS a croft by the way, so no need for offers of accommodation, overnight, permanent or temporary thank you very much all the same.

No matter how gorgeous and good looking I am.

Or you for that matter!!
(Unless you are Nigella Lawson.)

So - what will I find here?

I was dumb and didn't see the menu at the top of the page, so, where do I start?

PS - Don't ask why there is no border down the right hand side
I haven't a clue!

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